The Blonde and The Bagel

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The Blonde and The Bagel

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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
A 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'

But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have po ssi bly won a motorhome
Because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the
Manager and HE reads...













'Win a Bagel'
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:1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966: :1966:

Love it xxx
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:1968: :1968: :1968: :1968:

Brilliant!

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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