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Diesel Kate
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These classified ads were really put in the paper

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Sorry for the odd swear word Ian


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little .. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows f *****g everything.
Kath, Toby (Balee and Megan - Never out of my thoughts :love2: )
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:1968: :1968:
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Made me giggle!! :1970: :1970:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

If only ads could be this honest!!!!!

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HAVE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
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Lins, Molly and Scooby

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:1966: :1966: :1968: :1968: That made me laugh.
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