These classified ads were really put in the paper

Diesel Kate · Post by **Diesel Kate** » 26 Oct 2009, 17:20

Sorry for the odd swear word Ian

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little .. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale..

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows f *****g everything.

jackiem · Post by **jackiem** » 26 Oct 2009, 17:23

Gemma T · Post by **Gemma T** » 26 Oct 2009, 17:52

Made me giggle!!

Gemma x

tosca100 · Post by **tosca100** » 26 Oct 2009, 18:13

If only ads could be this honest!!!!!

Sara

playpen · Post by **playpen** » 26 Oct 2009, 19:14

Lins · Post by **Lins** » 26 Oct 2009, 19:16

Linda&David · Post by **Linda&David** » 26 Oct 2009, 19:52

David.

jackie · Post by **jackie** » 26 Oct 2009, 20:25

That made me laugh.
Jackie x

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